May 2013
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Quand mon chat travaille en équipe
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“The other day, I overheard my older kids talking to my younger boy and they were...”
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March 2013
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“… however is take that fancy to the subsequently class never only are they a...”
– Unattributable spam email this morning. (via harkaway)
Living (25): Meeting
Muse: *yawn* *stretch*
Me: Heya.
Muse: Wazzamufflyznort?
Me: Tea?
Muse: Yummlsfmnupsnort.
Me: Also, I have toast.
Muse: Slurplemnonksnort?
Me: Yeah, I thought you could use some.
Muse: ‘S nice of you.
Me: ‘S okay.
Muse: *Om nom nom nom*
Me: ...
Muse: *Om nom* *nom nom* ...
Me: ... Tra la la...
Muse: ...
Me: ...
Muse: ... What did you DO?
Me: Nuffum.
Muse: Oh. My. God. What did you do?
Me: Nuffum! Nothing to see here! All normal, tra la la. Mmm-mm. Yes.
Muse: Did you take the deal to do that appalling book about snails?
Me: No! Don’t be absurd.
Muse: Thank God.
Me: (Although, in all seriousness: that was a well-paying gig.)
Muse: (Snails.)
Me: (True.)
Muse: ... So.
Me: La dee dah dee dum tra la.
Muse: ... Have you been reading something flavoursome which will mess with your authorial voice when we edit?
Me: No!
Muse: Did you get a tattoo?
Me: Don’t be absurd.
Muse: Yes! You did! You got a tattoo of... an A. A. Milne character! On your buttock!
Me: I really did not.
Muse: ...
Me: ...
Muse: I know there is something.
Me: There is not something.
Muse: Bertrand Russell argued that a statement of that kind means effectively that there is something and that the something in question possesses among others the quality of not existing.
Me: That might well explain the number of times he was married.
Muse: Fair point.
Me: Thank you.
Muse: You should tweet that.
Me: Nah.
Muse: Yeah, you should, it’s mediapathic.
Me: Nah, ‘s fine.
Muse: ...
Me: ...
Muse: You are not tweeting.
Me: I’m just resting my tweet-i-ness. My tweet fu. My tweetasticity. Yeah. I’m chilling. Is all.
Muse: Your... tweetasticity.
Me: Yes?
Muse: Show. Me. The. Screen.
Me: ...
Muse: ... ... ...
Me: ...
Muse: ... Is that Neil Gaiman?
Me: Um.
Muse: We basically grew up together reading his stuff! It was him and Gibson and Mondo! You let me sleep through being in a room with that guy?
Me: In fact that picture was taken out of doors. As you can see by the outside-ness. And the coats. Also: little bit Reservoir Dogs, right?
Muse: Tell me there was not also an inside stretch. With the working and the discussion.
Me: Um...
Muse: I see.
Me: I feel bad for not waking you. I do.
Muse: Good!
Me: Sorry.
Muse: Nuh-uh.
Me: I am! I really am!
Muse: Nuh-uh. You’re in trouble.
Me: Something’s come along and it’s burst my bubble, huh-huh?
Muse: Do not 90s trash-pop me right now, or so help me I will make you bleed from the amygdala.
Me: I really am sorry.
Muse: ... No.
Me: No?
Muse: No. Don’t be. It’s okay.
Me: It is?
Muse: Yeah.
Me: How is it okay?
Muse: Because...
Me: ...
Muse: Because this was a cool thing. A professional thing.
Me: Yes.
Muse: It was productive and cool.
Me: Yes.
Muse: Then that is good.
Me: You're okay because I had a nice time?
Muse: ... And because in all probability I would have giggled and tried to lick him.
Me: ...
Muse: ...
Me: On reflection I am glad that you did not do that.
Muse: I bet he tastes like forgotten mysteries. And jam.
Me: Stop talking now.
Muse: Jaaaaaaaaam...
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what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
it becomes daytrogen
I’m going to bed.
good nitrogen
sleep tightrogen
don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
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February 2013
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Quand mon chat essaie d'inspirer la crainte
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New Intro/first chapter to The Blind Giant - free... →
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For interest - and for anyone who bought the original edition and might otherwise feel a bit bilked :)
You Can Be A Robot
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*gros soupir*
January 2013
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Mrs. Byrne's Dictionary of Unusual, Obscure, and... →
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Omphaloskepsis: meditation while gazing at one’s navel.
Pickedevant: a Van Dyke beard.
Malneirophrenia: depression following a nightmare.
Lissotrichous: having straight hair.
Junkettaceous: frivolous, worthless.
Sinciput: the forehead.
Whigmaleery: a knickknack or a geegaw; a whim.
Cuggermugger: whispered gossiping.
Goubemouche: a gullible person (literally, one who...
Quand mon chat dit oui au mariage pour tous
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Merci à Noodle pour le titre et le gif animé.
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Merci Alexandre.V pour le gif
“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.”
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Lien vers la vidéo complète (vue sur le compte Twitter de Bulléine): http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=SxNNpMj8pkg Copyright Petsami
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